Why can't you buy mouse flavor cat food?

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  1. zoobie

    zoobie just some guy Millennium Member

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  2. joker1

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    Mouse tastes like chicken.
     

  3. saspic

    saspic Howdy Y'all! CLM

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    It's easier to butcher chickens than mice.
     
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    sdakota senior member

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    AARP voted against it.
     
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    HUH? ;P
     
  6. sdakota

    sdakota senior member

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    Well ya see, back in the 70's there was a furor about some elderly people who ate cat food out of sheer economic necessity.

    I figured AARP would object to elders being forced to eat mouse-flavored cat food, because that would be demeaning.

    So even though the line in my original post was 30 years out-of-date, quite obtuse and somewhat sick and twisted, it WAS technically hilarious.

    You may laugh hysterically now.

    Thank you.

    I think I'll go look for my medication.
    ;g
     
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    ;z
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    and^b

    p.s. I did think your post was even more funny than obscure.
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    Peta would prolly vote against it also;f ;Q