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Why Can't the Chinese Women Hockey Players Skate? - on TV right now!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by LanceOregon, Feb 15, 2010.

  1. LanceOregon

    LanceOregon

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    I'm watching the extended NBC Winter Olympics coverage on cable, and the US Women's Hockey team is playing against the Chinese Women's Hockey team right now.

    But OMG, what a MASSACRE it is!! These tiny little Chinese girls seem completely helpless against the bigger and stronger American women. The American girls are skating all around and through them, and the Chinese girls seem to be totally bewildered and fumbling around. The entire game is being played on the Chinese side of the rink. The American girls have them totally on the defensive.

    Score is currently 4-0 in the USA's advantage. The poor Chinese girls have only had one single shot on goal so far in the entire game.

    Why can't these short little Chinese girls skate better??


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  2. Ragnar

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    Umm, because they're short little chinese girls?
     

  3. LanceOregon

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    Oops, while I took the time to send this message, the American girls scored yet again.

    Score is now USA 5, China 0.

    Should the American girls just keep pouring it on like this??

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  4. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    They bought their skates from walmart?
     
  5. LanceOregon

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    Yes, but China is well known for having great athletes in a number of sports. Look at all the medals they won at the last summer Olympics.

    I guess ice skating and hockey are not very big sports in China.

    These American girls are just so much stronger and faster than the Chinese players. They just showed a replay on TV, and an American girl had THREE Chinese defenders surrounding her right in front of their goal, in addition to having the goalie in front of her too.

    Yet, the American girl just powered her way right through them.

    Should I feel sorry for the Chinese girls at all??

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  6. G33

    G33 Frisky! CLM Millennium Member

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    Guys, be nice.
    These are the ones cut from the gymnastic team and diving team.
    Not used to cold.
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  7. LanceOregon

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    USA just scored their 6th goal. An American girl named Jenny Potter now has a Hat Trick.

    Should I change the channel, or continue to watch the carnage??

    Is it fair for such strong athletic American white girls to play such smaller and slower Chinese girls?

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  8. area727

    area727 G23

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    Some countries just dont compete well in certain events. However, it was their choice to enter a team. No matter how bad they may be, im sure their happy playing on a world stage, they just wont be playing for very long ;)
     
  9. Steve0853

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    They're Chinese females. They are tickled to death to be alive and grown. Playing or winning any kind of game is optional...
     
  10. kahrcarrier

    kahrcarrier FAHRENHEIT

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    Wow, Steve........


    You nailed it with a heavy hammer...........:wow:

    I am envious.............
     
  11. LanceOregon

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    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    Wait till the next time. The ChiCom will go recruit from the Mongolian Horde for their female hockey players...
     
  13. mr00jimbo

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    Don't worry, they'll just counterfeit a gold medal.
     
  14. RWM

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    Their skates were made in China.
     
  15. Ragnar

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    Damn straight. No mercy rule in hockey. Teach the Chinese to send little girls to do a woman's job.
     
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    Watch a chinese woman run sometime and the notion of them ice skating is nearly unfathomable.
     
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    ....Then sell them to us at WalMart....
     
  18. mr00jimbo

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    The Canadians beat the Czech team (I think it was) something like 18-0!
     
  19. glock22357

    glock22357 Got Ammo???

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    An Olympic sport????

    :rofl::rofl:

    This P.C. crap is gonna kill us all.
     
  20. vote Republican

    vote Republican White and nerdy Moderator

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    They sent a team to the Olympics.

    Maybe this will make them think twice about invading Taiwan.