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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, May 29, 2004.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    why is abbreviation such a long word?

    why are there interstate hiways in hawaii?

    why is their an expiration date on sour cream?

    why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

    if you're driving a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

    why don't you eveer hear about gruntled employees?

    what is a free gift? aren't all gifts free?

    why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    what was the best thing before sliced bread?

    what's another word for synonym?

    what is the speed of dark?
     
  2. VANMAN

    VANMAN

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    Jumbo shrimp; are they BIG little ones or little BIG ones?

    Why is it called a hot water heater?
     

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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Why are they called apartments if they are so close together.

    Why are they called buildings if they are done being built.

    Why do they call it a pair of pants if you only get one.


    and on...and on.......
     
  4. milkdud

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    So why do we keep asking stupid questions?



    How else are you going to learn?;Q
     
  5. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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