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Who's in the house?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jul 25, 2004.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to
    chase the dog out.

    The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

    A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid b@@ch was hiding under the
    bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
    Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not poop in the vegetable garden again!"

    The silence in the cab was deafening.
    ;f
     
  2. xFATBOYx

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