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Who was that comedian??

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Feb 25, 2006.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    Whoever, he is a riot...

    It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a
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    > > show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses
    > Bill
    > > Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
    > > thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He
    > > played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way
    > > with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he
    >
    > > don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
    > > Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
    > > shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
    > > most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot
    > water.
    >! ; > Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
    > > Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what
    > he
    > > thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I
    > never
    > > had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell
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    > > the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and
    > > nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded
    > in
    > > history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
    > >
    > > ---ya gotta love it. . .
    > >
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    The world laughs at the shameful Clinton presidency.

    It was an eight-year national disgrace; Hillary will be the next president, mark my words.

    This is the direction our nation is going.

    ;Q
     

  3. prpbmw

    prpbmw Millennium Member

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    God, I pray that you are wrong.
     
  4. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    Well, *downstate* NY still is in love- IN LOVE!- with Hillary.

    Her backers are more like groupies and Jim Jones congregants than 'normal' folks.
     
  5. nyredneck

    nyredneck كا&

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    Yeah but in UPSTATE we hate, WE HATE Hillary!!:(