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Who says were different

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border.

    To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.

    A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive.

    They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

    "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"

    He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash too!"

    "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
     
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    substitute ho chi minh and lbj, swap 'nam and vc for iraq/iraqi and you have the original joke...from 30 +yrs ago...
     
  4. Alex_Knight

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