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Who Needs A Man?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog.
    If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing
    through it first for the sports page, get a dog.
    If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so
    glad to see you, get a dog.
    If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never
    says his mother made it better, get a dog.
    If you want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask and
    anywhere you want to go, get a dog.

    If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less
    about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic
    movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.
    If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you
    warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores,
    get a dog.
    If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care
    how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth
    hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time,
    get a dog!
    On the other hand...
    If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores
    you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks
    all
    over you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat and sleep
    all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that HE's
    happy...
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    Get a CAT!
     
  2. mally_b

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    I thought this thread would consists of funny ways to get a man for the the single women of the board. (ya I know I'm pathetic) Still funny though.