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Who needs a guide / outfitter?

Discussion in 'Hunting, Fishing & Camping' started by Lethal Farce, Dec 29, 2003.

  1. Lethal Farce

    Lethal Farce

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    As this deer season ends I decided, I should become a guide for folks who want to hunt - mosquitoes, yellow jackets, song birds, sparrows, crows, and squirrels. This season, I couldn't find a deer if I was in a petting zoo. I am The Great White Looser.
    LF

    PS Who wants to buy an unused rifle?
     
  2. lomfs24

    lomfs24

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    What's the rifle and how big are the yellow jackets? I hear they make great soup with unused tags.
     

  3. Lethal Farce

    Lethal Farce

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    Thanks for the idea. I hear the tags are high in fiber.
    LF
     
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    Tom from Sauk

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    Lethal Farce,
    Don't be so hard on yourself. Getting to the woods beats the crap out of sitting on the couch. Relax and enjoy the day!
     
  5. A.F. Lineman

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    A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work. I have been skunked many times. Still go out as often as I am able (and the Wife lets me);p
     
  6. lomfs24

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    Took the words right out of my mouth.

    I only shot a deer this year. No elk for me. But you know what, I had a great time trying and that's really the fun part anyway. Once you shoot something, the work starts.