who knew I got transferred to motors?!

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Gangrel, Feb 13, 2010.

  1. Gangrel

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    We got new uniforms and apparently they decided we need to look like speed skaters
     
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    G21FAN Useless loser Millennium Member

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    What do the uniforms look like?
     

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    razdog76 Heavy Mettle

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    As in tight fitting, or flashy racing stripes?





























    That was a test!
     
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    Maybe the speed skater theme is because of this craptastic winter? But seriously, I can't wait to see them. Is everybody in them yet?

    Total aside, I saw one of the new Dallas vehicles in the black and white. Looked pretty good. Well at least not like a speed skater anyway.
     
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    I heard they are one of the West Hollywood copies going around. Speedos and a top half chest vest. :tongueout: We need pictures!

    Seriously what do they look like and what kind of bikes do you ride. Please don't tell me they are Moto Guzi. :motorcycle:
     
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  7. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    Nothing wrong with Guzzis.

    Maybe they wanted your trainee to see you in all your splendor.
     
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  9. Gangrel

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    I still haven't seen one... hmm.

    They don't ACTUALLY look that different, guys. We went with a new company this time around. They're made of a thicker wool and they're all custom tailored for each officer.

    My problem is that the dang tailor decided to take some artistic liberties with my measurements. They're almost skin tight in the thighs and I'm pretty sure my nuts rescind into my body every time I sit down!

    Jeez, I was joshin' y'all ;) Motors is for heartless automatons, I have too much love for the world!
     
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    G21FAN Useless loser Millennium Member

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    No way, Ponch!!

    :supergrin::supergrin::supergrin:
     
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    911: 911, what is your emergency?

    Caller: Um, it's not exactly an emergency. Could you just send the officer back out?

    911: Which officer?

    Caller: The one with the tight pants.
     
  12. Gangrel

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    you forgot the "FEMALE caller" :whip: