A guy stumbles home completely wasted. He spends at least an hour trying to get the key into the lock, with no success. A policeman happens to pass by. "Hey what's the trouble mister?" "I can't get the damn key in the lock" says the man. The cop helps him out with the key and starts to go on his way and the drunk shouts "Wait wait, I really appreciate it, let me show you my house!!" "No no, I'll just be on my way"says the cop. "No no just a second, I really want to show you!! So the cop finally agrees and they go inside. They enter the living room. "There's my tv, my stereo and all that" says the man. "That's nice" They go through the kitchen. "There's my microwave, the new refrigerator, pretty nice huh?"... kids bedroom, "those are my 2 baby boys" "yes, they look cute" finally the man's bedroom, "that there's my wife, and that's me next to her."