close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Who Is Teaching Whom?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Messages:
    4,274
    Likes Received:
    13
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2001
    Location:
    SC
    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:

    Tommy do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

    TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

    TEACHER: Did you see God?

    TOMMY: No.

    TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

    A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

    TOMMY: Yes

    LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

    TOMMY: No

    LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!