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White House Ghosts

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked -

    "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
    "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.
    "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.
    "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

    Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows.
    It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

    "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.

    And Abe replied..."Go to the theater!"
     
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    ;L don't mess with ghosts ;f
     
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