Which would you rather have?

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  1. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    The absolute ability to make people follow your every wish, and forget about it afterwards

    OR

    The ability to read the NYSE a month in advance.

    Or, can you think of anything even better? (is that even possible?)
     
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    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    I'll take the first one
     

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    9jeeps Avatars, no mas.

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    No hassles or stress.
    Trunk load of $100 packs wouldn't hurt either.
     
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    Or what if you could make a guy fart from across the room? Real hihghbrowstuff here.

    OK, I gotta go shave now.
     
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    I want the ability to make people's heads explode by thinking about them.

    Anyone know the web address for congress?
     
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    I'd like a way to make people accountable for their actions and choices.
     
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    Rizzo Garbage Day!

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    Easy; the first one. If done right, it can actually encompass the result (financial wealth) of the second choice, too.
     
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    Depends if i want to stay married ... The power over other people would be a change ...

    Money alone easier
     
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    If I could read the NYSE a month in advance I could accumulate enough wealth that people would WANT to follow my every wish.
     
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    1st.

    With this I don't need the 2nd
     
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    #1 cause I don't have the start up cash for #2 :crying:
     
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    Um the first one, provided don't have to drink their blood in order for it to work that way :)
    You.dont.wanna.get.me.started.......... :alex:
     
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    I don't want to get too greedy. I would settle for going back to my 21st birthday; but knowing what I know now.
     
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    Heck yeah, give me this option.
     
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    You mean like the Jedi mind control trick Obi-Wan used on the imperial storm trooper? If so, then yes, I'd take that one.
     
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    #1 patient compliance! Muhahahahahahaha! You now hate sodas. Water tastes better than any other beverages. Cookie, cake, Chinese food, pizza, pasta, chips, fast food, all tastes like dung. Vegetables tastes ALMOST as good as Bacon.
     
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    All I know is I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
     
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    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

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    I'd settle for being half the man my sons and dogs think I am.
     
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