which video to buy Titantic or the Clinton video?

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    lethal tupperwa

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    PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?
    The Titanic Video or
    The Clinton Video?

    TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
    CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

    TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
    CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

    TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
    and subsequent catastrophe.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist

    TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

    TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
    CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
    CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, let's not go there, either

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same
    thing