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I'd like to say my own, but there's all sorts of complicated stuff involved.

I think Catholic... as long as you don't get molested or have to go to a Catholic school, it seems like a pretty easy gig.

Sin, confess, sin, confess, etc.

Plus they have cool gold chains and a Saint for everything.
 

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itisbruno;11423784 said:
I'm a druid, we worship trees.

It is the best.
Do you guys smoke trees like the Rastas? Or just worship them?
 

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BigPhil;11423921 said:
Baptists, of the southern persuasion. Methodists in a close 2nd.
What'd you guys do that is so great?
 

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BigPhil;11423980 said:
We're southern.
Can you do whatever you want and wear gold chains?

If not, I think the Catholics are still in the lead...

Although their leader is a former Nazi...
 

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What about Quakers? Don't they just sit around and shoot the **** until someone has a revelation?
 

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TylerDurden;11424050 said:
What about Quakers? Don't they just sit around and shoot the **** until someone has a revelation?
I was a quaker for a couple of years in college, if thats the case!
 

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El_Ron1;11424077 said:
They've got the trippiest Gods... but I think they have dietary restrictions... oh and you can die and come back to life as a ****ing turd.

I'm still thinking Catholic...
 
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