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Wheres Jesus?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

    He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
    So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

    Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
    Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

    Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out -
    "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

    The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

    And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
    bangs on the bathroom door, and yells -
    'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That Little Johnny kid has a snappy remark for every situation.
     

  3. okie

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    Yup he sure does, doesn't he:cool:
     
  4. Volponi

    Volponi wiseguy

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    Hmmm, and I thought for sure that I was going to see the "Where's Jesus?" version of the old "Where's Waldo?" posters...

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    (for two clickable imagemap games of "Where's Christ?", check "fade to black" magazine)


    http://www.fadetoblack.com//christ/