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Where will I put the brush?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by HiddenEyes, Oct 29, 2002.

  1. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
    "No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing.

    "I"ll increase your fee two times," he said.

    "No, no thanks!!"

    "I"ll give five times as much as you normally get."

    Okay, said the artist, "but you have to let me at least wear my
    socks. I need somewhere to place my brushes."
     
  2. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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