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When You Rearrange

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

    DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

    EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT

    PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

    DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

    THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

    SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

    ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

    MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

    SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

    A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

    THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

    ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE


    And for the grand finale . . .
    PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters
    (with no letters left over and using each letter only once),

    TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS