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When Insults had Class

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    May 13, 2007
    These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.​

    • A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
    • "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

    • "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

    • "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

    • "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

    • "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

    • "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

    • "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

    • "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

    • "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
    • "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

    • "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

    • "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

    • "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

    • "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

    • "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

    • "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

    • "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

    • "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

    • "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

    • "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

    • "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

    • "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

    • "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

    PUP :wavey:
  2. TPK


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    Quesnel, B.C.
    Great stuff, thanks for posting that. I must agree with your comment on insults today, but really, look at language in general. Not many proper sentences being used, words and phrases shortened to form slang that is often in comprehensible to the average educated person. So many of our youth can barely converse, choosing instead to gesture and grunt.

  3. Atomic Punk

    Atomic Punk

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    Mar 11, 2008
    some really good stuff in there. need to save a few.