Whats your name! Batman

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  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    AIRPORT SECURITY:

    Airport Security : What's your Name?

    Passenger : Batman

    Airport Security : Your real name please?

    Passenger : My name is Bat-Man!

    Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny ?
    What is your family name?

    Passenger : Superman!

    Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room Then they checked his Passport.....


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  3. smokin762

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    That poor man. Why do some parents give their children the dumbest names. But on the lighter side of it I have to laugh. I am sure it could have been much worse.
     
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    As if the Singaporeans have a clue who Batman is.

    There's a city in Turkey called Batman.

    Them foreigners don't know or care about your culture.
     
  5. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    It's all over if he marries a woman named Robin.
     
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    roflmao , good one
     
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    Not as good as my wife's patient the other day. Shi-thead; pronounced "Sha-theed". However, there was no "-".

    (I'm not a one-upper, just sharing.) :)
     
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    I don't see how they held him if the cuffs weren't made of green kryptonite!
     
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    That is true not everybody knows who our Super Hero's are but some people do give their kids some dumb names any ways. :supergrin:
     
  10. smokin762

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    I had a friend that was a teacher and she taught on the poor side of town. She told me that she had twins in her class. I forget how the names were pronounced but they were spelled Yellowjello and Orangejello. I kid you not.:faint:
     
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    That has got to be photo-chopped. :faint:
     
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    In Australia a bank robber got a new trial under a false name because his first trial was ruled unfair because his real name was used. His real name is "Rob Banks".
     
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    holy smoke batman.
     
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    Haven't heard this one with every flavor jello there is. :upeyes:
     
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    Years ago, pulled a driver over. Me,"Whats your name?" Him, "Zorro" Me,"Yeah right, friendly word of advice, don't be a smart****. Licence, right now!"

    Sure enough, First name was Zorro. Apprently not an uncommon name in his country. Sigh.
     
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    I'm sure your name means something stupid in some other language. :upeyes:

    Genius, that one.
     
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    holy crap, is that a smily face I see on their state seal (the thing on the top right hand corner)?
     
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    I LOL!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl: