[muscles]

i lived next to the sorority house for a year in college. that was a nutty year. alligators and boobs...liquor and weed. horny psychos...

 

[Easterbrook]

What's the difference between me and the internet?




With the Internet women get online, with me . . . . women get in line.







What's the difference between a Ford and a Mercedes?



Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Ford.

 

[eddief4]

What's the difference between a Ford and a Mercedes?



Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Ford.

:shocked:
that's HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
























and i'm goin to hell with you:rofl:

 

[jhoagland]

The difference between a rooster and a whore.
The rooster says "Cockadoodle doo"
The whore says, "Any cock'll doo"