What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

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  1. dragon281tx

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    Let me know which Chuck Norris joke you think will top em all. I'll start with my favorite:

    Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
     
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    Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits.
     

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    Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies he potato sacks them:rofl:
     
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    Oh man there are so many.

    One that come to mind is

    Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs to bed

    The Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
     
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    The Machinist Please! Please! No more!

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    When you wake up in the morning, it's because Chuck Norris spared your life.
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't need OPSEC, you're not Chuck Norris
     
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    Chuck Norris does not go hunting. The word "hunting" implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
     
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    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
     
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    Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake only to be told later that there had been a stripper inside.
     
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
     
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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his mother did.
     
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    Chuck Norris...........................well just Chuck Norris.:yawn:
     
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    Who is Chuck Norris?:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Chuck Norris' tears have been shown to cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris never cries.
     
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!"
    The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

    :cool:
     
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    Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick in the Sahara Forest.
     
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    If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Chuck Norris once lost both legs in an automobile accident and walked it off.
     
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    That's funny!
     
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    Hellen Kellers favorite color is Chuch Norris.