One day, little Tommy, bored out of his mind, went to his father for suggestions on what to do to pass the time. "I`ll tell you what," said the father, "take this dollar and run into town and get me a dollars worth of what`s what." Tommy grabbed the dollar, hopped on his bike and rode into town. Once there, he had to decide what store would have the what`s what. He stopped in front of the pharmacy and went in. He went to the pharmacist`s desk, held up the dollar and said, "I`d like a dollar`s worth of what`s what, please." The pharmacist knew immediately that the boy was on a wild goose chase and said, "If you go across the street, to the house with the red light on the front porch, they can get you some what`s what." Tommy ran across the street and knocked on the front door. A tall, stunning blonde, completely naked, opened the door. Her "area" was right in little Tommy`s face. Pointing to it he said, "what`s that?" "What`s what?" the prostitute replied. Tommy then replied, "Good, I`ll take a dollar`s worth."