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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ender, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    whats the difference between the rolling stones and a scotsman???

    the rolling stones say, "hey you, get off my cloud!"

    a scotsman says, "hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"




    whats the difference between a circus and a sorority???

    one of them is a cunning array of stunts.
     
  2. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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  4. Pinned&Recessed

    Pinned&Recessed 2LT

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    Another one to insure lockdown:

    Q: What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

    A: The woman in church has hope in her soul.

    IBTL!!!!
     
  5. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    IBTL!!! Hope in her soul.... Too much!!!
     
  6. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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