Whats that famous saying in getting a traffic ticket

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  1. tongix

    tongix

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    If you can contest the charges but you can't escape the ride (or hassle in dealing with the law and like having a lawyer and getting into court).
     
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    "You can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride' ........ ?

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  3. tongix

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    Or you can dodge the bullet but can 't stop the bullet.
     
  4. md2lgyk

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    Hmm. Based on my LEO experience, I thought it was "Why did you stop me? Don't you know who I am?"
     
  5. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. . . "
     
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    "You mean you don't know either?" has always worked for me when I'm asked, "Sir, do you know why I stopped you today?" HH
     
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    "Don't you have any real criminals to go after?"

    "My taxes pay your salary."

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    Officer: Have you been drinking?
    Driver : Why,... is their a fat chick in the back seat?
     
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    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Press hard, you're making 4 copies. :supergrin:
     
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    "Can you hurry up with the ticket, Officer...I'm obviously in a hurry." HH
     
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    byf43 NRA Patron Life Member

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    "Daddy's getting a tick-it. Daddy's getting a tick-it. Daddy's getting a tick-it!"
     
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    Driver: "Hey, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand."
     
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    My wife pulls that kind of stuff. In college, she basically told an officer, "I don't work, so I'm not paying any ticket you write, someone else will pay." The officer didn't seem to care.
     
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    Officer to my Dad. "Where you going in such a hurry, a funeral?"
    Dad. "Yes, one of my employees."
    Officer. "Sorry to hear that. Here is your citation."
    Dad went to court. He was on his way to a funeral. Judge tossed the ticket for the officer being a smart ass.
     
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    Yes, you will see me in court. The second or third time you appear. Just keep in mind that everybody there will be getting paid but you. Drive carefully and have a good day.
     
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    "A warning? Sure: Drive like this again, and I'll write you another ticket."
     
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    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    Damn! How bad's the ticket if you need a lawyer?
     
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    Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Me: "No, but I bet you do."
     
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