Old Canadiad Indian was caught by the Royal Mounted police shooting Loons! On his court date the Judge asked him why in the world are you shooting our Loons? There are not that many left, The judge added! The old Indian said he did it to "feed his family!" The judge asked " Are you telling me you eat the Loons?' Yes sir we do said the Indian. Well tell me what does a Loon taste like? asked the Judge! They taste just like those "Bald Eagles your Honor! "