...Is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now ? ....decomposing What kind of mistakes do ghosts make ? ....Boo,boos What is a monster's favorite bean ? ....Human bean Where do baby ghosts go in the daytime ? ....Day scare
Where do Werewolves live ? ....Howllywood CA Where do ghosts go on vacation ? ....Mali-boo Where does a one armed man shop ? ....A second hand shop Who was the most famous ghost detective ? ....Sherlock Moans Why does no one like Dracula ? ....he has a bat temper
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together ? ....Demons are a ghouls best friend Why don't Mummies take a vacation ? ....They don't want to relax and unwind Why don't witches ride their booms while they are angry ? ....They don't want to fly off the handle Why was there no food left at the monster party ? ....Cause everyone was a goblin.
