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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 31, 2002.

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    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    ...Is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now ?
    ....decomposing

    What kind of mistakes do ghosts make ?
    ....Boo,boos

    What is a monster's favorite bean ?
    ....Human bean

    Where do baby ghosts go in the daytime ?
    ....Day scare
     
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    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Where do Werewolves live ?
    ....Howllywood CA

    Where do ghosts go on vacation ?
    ....Mali-boo

    Where does a one armed man shop ?
    ....A second hand shop

    Who was the most famous ghost detective ?
    ....Sherlock Moans

    Why does no one like Dracula ?
    ....he has a bat temper
     

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    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Why do demons and ghouls hang out together ?
    ....Demons are a ghouls best friend

    Why don't Mummies take a vacation ?
    ....They don't want to relax and unwind

    Why don't witches ride their booms while they are angry ?
    ....They don't want to fly off the handle

    Why was there no food left at the monster party ?
    ....Cause everyone was a goblin.