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What ya wanna be

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with
    her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be
    when they grew up.
    A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."
    The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they
    revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped,
    "What did you say?"
    The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute."
    "A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said, "Oh, praise sweet
    Jesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."