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"What Would You Do?"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 7, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    "What Would You Do?"

    A man, returning home a day early from a business
    trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.
    While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he
    would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was
    having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
    For $100, the cabby agreed.

    Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
    tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on
    the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his
    wife in bed with another man.

    The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The
    wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very
    generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He
    paid for the new corvette I bought for you. He paid for
    our new 100 cabin cruiser. He paid for our big
    summerhouse at the lake. He paid for our golf club
    membership and he even pays the monthly dues!"

    Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly
    lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabdriver and
    said, “What would you do?"

    The cabby said, “I'd cover his butt with that blanket before
    he catches a cold!"