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What Would You Accept As Proof Of God's Existence?

Discussion in 'Religious Issues' started by JBnTX, Dec 27, 2012.

  1. ArtificialGrape

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    When God calls for a mulligan you give it to Him.

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  2. muscogee

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    A talking ass? I've seen several of these.
     

  3. Geko45

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    Or you get stuck in his ball washer.

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    No, not the proverbial talking ass, the talking ass from Proverbs...

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  5. jbp84

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    He could start by taking a few inches off my waist and giving me a few inches....never mind.

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    Odd that all the people on Earth at the time didn't notice they were underwater for a year. That seems like the kind of thing that would affect your civilization.
     
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    I suppose if its Catwoman doing the washing, its Heaven. If it's Richard Simmons, that'd be Hell.

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  8. Gunhaver

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    Well, among all the stuff we're finding on the surface of the earth that's way more than 10,000 years old scientists haven't been able to identify a single sin so that make perfect sense.