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What would jesus shoot?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Captain Ron, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Captain Ron

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  2. countrygun

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    "What would Jesus shoot?"


    Glock 10mm carbine.
     

  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Jesus shoot? You don't read your bible, son. Jesus uses a sword. My thought is Busse. I could be wrong.
     
  4. fusegsp

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    And he'd have to put up with the damn finger grooves and backstrap hump because not even Jesus has the clout to get Glock to pull their head out of their Austria.
     
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  5. RonS

    RonS Millennium Member

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    Last time I was at the LGS they were signing up a young black mom for CCH classes being held at a local church. Lady seemed to have her head together, her two kids were very well behaved without her being harsh with them and she was asking all the right questions at the counter.

    People have funny ideas about religion and religious people. Like they should all live as if they were already in heaven, not on an Earth full of violence and hate. You don't have to be angry to defend yourself and your family, just determined and prepared.
     
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    camelotkid non-believer

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    Considering where he was from I'm would go with Uzi, Jesus would rock an Uzi
     
  7. PPinesRon

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    An AK; over there, just about everyone has one.........
     
  8. clancy

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    Jesus would not use a weapon of any kind. Haven't you guys heard of The Sermon on the Mount?
     
  9. GRIMLET

    GRIMLET Deceased

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    I thought his disciples had swords?
    I am no biblical scholar and could be wrong.
    I think Jesus would not carry any weapon.

    But if he did.......Desert Eagle or Uzi.


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  10. turretg

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    Jesus WAS a weapon.
     
  11. omega48038

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    Jesus would turn Glocks into 1911s.
     
  12. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Read Revelation. He comes with a mighty sword.
     
  13. fusegsp

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    I'm interested in not what, but who Jesus would shoot. Hippies? Deicide fans?:dunno:
     
  14. HollowHead

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    How would he unload a magazine with such large holes in his hands? HH
     
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    He would use a Glock 7.


    Might as well stick with the mythical theme :supergrin:
     
  18. Paul_J

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    Our entire leadership team has their CHL and we offer the classes regularly.

    I think one of the Pastors that recently had a "Bring your gun to church" event posts here on Glocktalk.
     
  19. fusegsp

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    Fired from atop Ronnie, his talking Unicorn.
     
  20. Bren

    Bren NRA Life Member

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    Today, I hear he would arm his bodyguards with Sig P229's:
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