What will never happen to you?

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  1. Rotn1

    Rotn1

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    I will never die in a skydiving accident
    I will never get a tattoo
    I will never cheat on my wife
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out

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    My my, she is a beauty.
     
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  3. WarCry

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    I will never be drunk.
    I will never be retired.
     
  4. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    I'll never get that mental image out of my head.

    Thanks a lot, jackass! :rofl:


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  5. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    What if the skydiver lands on you?


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    If she showed up on my door it wouldn't be scared but eager......
     
  7. Khufu

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    The simple fact that you even mentioned this means the thought has run through your head.

    I have never had a thought like that about hillary run through my head at all.
     
  8. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    Until now....

    Here - take a hit:
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    I will never be hit by a train. Unless it somehow comes after me a long way from the tracks.
     
  10. Rotn1

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    You know, I actually thought of that and figured the odds were very much in my favor.
    But I like your thinking..... Scary
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out

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    Did you see the pic of young Hillary in the circus pants?

    Draws the eye right in there..........
     
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    This. My buddy is always hassling me about getting a donorcycle. Not gonna happen.. ever.
     
  13. Khufu

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    Fortunately no.
     
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    Ahhhhhhh....


    Now I have to go drink absinthe to try and unsee....
     
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    Not to be a Debbie Downer, but thirteen people I knew rather well were killed one morning when two jetliners crashed through their offices one morning. HH
     
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    If that is what all women looked like I would be gayer than Freddy Mercury.
     
  18. uhlawpup

    uhlawpup l'Italia s'è desta

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    Did we work for the same company?

    I, on the other hand, will never make mad, passionate love to Sophia Vergara.