What will never happen to you?

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  1. Rabbi

    Rabbi The Bombdiggity Lifetime Member

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    That is actually something you cant control in some situations.

    While it is unlikely, if you find yourself in those circumstances, you cant control it, you may never even see it coming.

    If you cant control something, you cant make a valid statement about how it wont happen to you.
     
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    Smoking cigarettes is pretty much the most disgusting thing you can do (IMO), so I agree with this one. I will never smoke cigarettes.
     

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    You mean "never say never"? :supergrin:

    Seriously though, I get your point about how many things are not likely but still not impossible due to lack of control over the 'possibilities' we all face in this life and time.

    For instance - At one time I was pretty sure that I'd never be famous, but then it somehow looks like I've become pretty well known on GT. :faint: :rofl:
     
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    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    I have never smoked with him either but I would if the opportunity came up.:smoking:

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    You didn't send it to me! :sigh:
     
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    I thought of another one. I will never be a coffee drinker. I have tasted it but I knew I'd never drink it ever again. It's bitter and gross and I don't even like the smell. I write this while totally aware that many feel the exact opposite.
     
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    Yes, but I tried to. tom. :(
     
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    You've got a point there. tom.
     
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