What will never happen to you?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Glock1963, Sep 28, 2015.

  1. wprebeck

    wprebeck Have you seen me?

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    Yeah...but I know three people who've hit it big in the lottery, so statistics aren't looking that good for me. Two of them are former officers with my agency (one was already retired and hit a million, the other hit six figures and bought some time back to retire early). The third was a former neighbor of my late mother-in-law. They hit for $5 million.
     
  2. BobRicks

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    I think it is a pretty safe bet that I will NOT undergo a sex change operation and change my name from Robert to Roberta!

    Serious reply, I would think I would not win the lottery since I cannot recall the last time I purchased a lottery ticket.
     

  3. UtahIrishman

    UtahIrishman BLR

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    I think I can safely say I will never get married again.

    No plans on leaving the wife, and I do love her. But now that I know what goes into a marriage to keep it sane I'm not going that route again if she goes before me.
     
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  4. SRS

    SRS

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    Have you ever heard of those people that live incredibly frugal lives, like eat a can of warm beans each day and live in a small shack with a couple changes of clothes, and they die with millions in the bank? Not me.
     
  5. Altaris

    Altaris

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    Despite the harassment by a few of my racing friends, I will never own a Motorcycle.
     
  6. Dr. Bill

    Dr. Bill

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    I suspected you of being level-headed. This proves it.

    Don't change my mind.
     
  7. true believer

    true believer Super Moderator Moderator

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    I will never be young again.. no matter how hard I try..
    :fred:
     
  8. Z71bill

    Z71bill

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    Is the question

    I will never do

    Or

    I will never do AGAIN

    ?

    Big difference.
     
  9. Glock1963

    Glock1963

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    Never have and never will.
     
  10. Z71bill

    Z71bill

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    That is what I thought -

    I will never be an airplane pilot.
     
  11. D-Ric902

    D-Ric902

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    I will never pull a Bruce Jenner
     
  12. 13 ROMEO

    13 ROMEO 2nd Armored Cav

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    I will never lose my job over something I have posted on the internet!
     
  13. Zonny

    Zonny

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    My guess is you will always love her.
     
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  14. tsmo1066

    tsmo1066 Happy Smiley

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    I will never again render salute to the flag during Retreat in uniform. 24 years out of the Army and I still miss that.
     
  15. Lone_Wolfe

    Lone_Wolfe CLM

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    I'll never have to lay eyes on my EX-husband again.
     
  16. nursetim

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    Salma Hayek, Christina Hendricks, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, as well as a bunch of other starlets will never moan out my name during coitus.
     
  17. SRS

    SRS

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    Duct tape?
     
  18. nursetim

    nursetim

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    You are a sick monkey! :ack: Those womens are sacrosanct.:fred:
     
  19. Bruce M

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    I don't suppose you have any video of this by chance?



    I am pretty sure at this point I will never try marijuana.
     
  20. Tahmail

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    I will never be tall.