What will never happen to you?

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  1. Glock1963

    Glock1963

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    I know people often claim you should never say never, but I'm reasonably sure of a few situations where it's unlikely I will find myself.

    1) I can't picture myself ever being on the Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, etc television shows under any circumstance.


    2) I don't see myself caught on top of my car in raging floodwaters. I just don't. I understand that flash floods happen fast but I am a pretty cautious person. I would de-ass the area before things got out of hand and I know I wouldn't attempt to drive through a flooded area if I wasn't sure I could manage it.

    I'm honestly not making fun of people that find themselves in either predicament. These are just two examples of things that when I see them on television, I have to wonder.
     
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    Rabbi The Bombdiggity Lifetime Member

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    While there is a long list of trite replies, such as I will never give birth or be the first man to walk on the moon, for a real answer in the spirit of this thread, one my few "nevers" that I have faith in is, I will never get a tattoo.
     
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    I won't ever win the lottery (think grand prize for Powerball, etc). And, yes - I spend the $2 on occasion. I'm just not that lucky.
     
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  4. Glock1963

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    3) me either
     
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    I will never stick my head in the bowl in a port-a-potty
     
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    That's a good one and something to ponder.
     
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    I'll never put on a lifejacket again.
     
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    I will never love Susan again. (Ex who shattered my heart).
     
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    I will never reply to a question inquiring about what I might never do..
     
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    I'll never vote for a Democrat.
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    As soon as I saw the thread I thought the exact same thing.
     
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    That's cause there aren't any!


    I'll never stop loving my wife cause she's the bestest!! But let's keep that between us I wouldn't want her to think she's got the upper hand or anything!
     
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    Aye Chief, Hooper steers the boat.
     
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    I dunno...I ain't rulin' nuthin' out. :animlol:
     
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    you can believe that, but it can happen. I always thought the $20 donation for tickets to the local VFD would just be that, $20 donation. July on a Saturday night I got a call from the local VFD, thought "this can't be good." Congratulations, you won the tractor! value $2200.00. It can happen, there have been several people from my area that have won millions in the lottery.
     
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    I will Never Again have to play a 2nd game of pool in a bar while naked after being beaten by a pretty girl.

    I have learned my lesson about bets.


    forgot to add that she entertained me and my friend throughly until her husband showed up, a friend of his recognized her car and told, lucky no one got hurt.
     
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