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what was it that the princess's touch didn't melt?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 29, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    The Princess's Problem

    Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the
    princess.

    But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No
    matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of
    this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king
    despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards
    and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing
    that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

    The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

    The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
    an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
    Three young princes took up the challenge.

    The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.

    But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away
    sadly.

    .........................................
    The second prince brought diamonds.

    He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not
    melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent
    away disappointed.

    .........................................
    The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my
    pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though
    she turned red.




    She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.



    And it did not melt!!!





    The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the
    third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.








    Question:



    What was in the prince's pants?



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    V M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    What were you thinking you pervert?
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Excellent lt, Ya got me again!!! Thanks, Eddie:)
     

  3. forthehalibut

    forthehalibut

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    I should've figured that out. Good one.;)