...TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished cleaning!" ...RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." ..about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" ...LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why!" ...FORESIGHT: "Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." ...IRONY: "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about." ...about OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" ...about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" ...about STAMINA: "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." ...about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." ...how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?" ...about HYPOCRISY: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times -- don't exaggerate!!!" ...THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." ...about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!" ...about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"