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What Men Want

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockchick35, Aug 1, 2003.

  1. glockchick35

    glockchick35

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    More beer. More cheese. More sex.
    Vitamin fortified cigars.
    Public beer fountains.
    Kitty catapults.
    All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters.
    Wet T-shirt Fridays.
    Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptors.
    Rocket boots.
    Machine gun camp.
    NASA space shuttle races.
    Sledgehammer boxing.
    Girlfriend TiVO so you can pause, rewind, and delete arguments.
    Congressional pie fights.
    More beer. More cheese. More sex.
    Tomahawk missile surf boards.
    Hot tub jury boxes.
    Nacho cheese lipstick.
    New TV shows: PBS' The BBQ Hour, Total Kung-Fu Live, and America's Funniest Farts.
    24-hour, on call UN negotiator for when you stumble home late, drunk, with lipstick stains on your collar.
    More beer. More cheese. More sex.
    Condoms that whistle, whir, and honk when used.
    Inflatable sex dolls who cook.
    Beef jerky business cards.
    Combination briefcase/pizza oven.
    National Make-Out with Cheerleaders Day.
    Robot gloves for crushing kegs of beer.
    Karaoke "ejector" stages.
    Opera glasses that broadcast ESPN.
    Porno without all the "talking" filler.
    Head banging elevated to "fine art".
    All money spent on women tax deductible!
    Free BBQ buffet at the DMV.
    Passports to Margaritaville.
    The ability to telepathically force anyone to belch on the spot.
    One "Get Out of the Doghouse" card.
     
  2. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    And what do women want? No, wait, ........who cares.
     

  3. Razor

    Razor Millennium Member

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    Just one?