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What men really think

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I'm hungry = I'm hungry
    I'm tired = I'm tired
    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
    What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
    You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
    Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
    Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
    I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!