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What men know

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 4, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Men know...that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is a naked woman.

    Men know...that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.

    Men know...that if she looks like your mother, run.

    Men know...that there are three sides to every story: His, hers, and the truth.

    Men know...never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

    Men know...how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

    Men know...exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.

    Men know...that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.

    Men know...that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

    Men know...that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi.

    Men know...that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.

    Men know...that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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