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What kinda tree

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 14, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
    that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
    tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
    "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a
    beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
    tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
    It is however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."