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What kind of weird stuff do you say to your pets?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by mr00jimbo, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. mr00jimbo

    mr00jimbo

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    We all say stuff to our animals, knowing damn well they can't really understand everything we say.
    I'm super guilty.
    I always tap my cat on the back and when she turns around I say, "Excuse me...are you a CAT? Are you an ORANGE CAT?"
    And she gives me a pissed off look and lies back down!

    You?
     
  2. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    whenever the dogs are acting up i tell em "you're only 3 steps away from becoming bbq."
     

  3. napp32

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    "Dammit Bear, get off the counter"!
     
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    I ask my dog if he wants to go for a walk. Then when he gets all excited I tell him to go put his shoes on first.
     
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  5. LongGoneDays

    LongGoneDays Misanthropical

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    My dogs know a lot of words. Supposedly a smart dog can learn 250. Not sure it's quite that high. Of course some of them have to be said with a certain inflection too.

    The one I can just barely say is "Out" and they leave the room. It's nice.
     
  6. RedHaze

    RedHaze Handgunner

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    *bark bark*
    You know I don't speak spanish!
    *bark bark*
    You pooped in the refrigerator? *bark* And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad... that's amazing.
     
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    Stop humping my leg.
     
  8. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    When they give me any type of extra work or cost extra money, I tell them they are going to have to get a job.
     
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    When I'm about to feed my cat I say, yum, yum, yum.
     
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    I sing the My Buddy and Kid Sister songs to my cats each morning.
     
  11. HollowHead

    HollowHead Firm member

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    One of our horses is named Norton (from the Honeymooners). When others are around who I think will get it, I break into the Eddie Murphy "Gay Honeymooners" voice and say, "Ya know Norton, I've been kind a lookin' at you..." Kills 'em everytime and he's still clueless. HH
     
  12. Brian Lee

    Brian Lee Drop those nuts

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    When petting an animal, I always call it "puppy dog" even if it's a cat or a horse or a parrot. If it wants to stand still while I pet it, it's name is Puppy Dog.
     
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    Rides in the car, walks, quad runs...anytime we do any of those awesome things I start off with, "You wanna go for a..." She knows the remainder because if I ask her if she wants to go for a ride, she runs for the Jeep. Wanna go for a walk, she runs for the woods. Wanna go for a quad run, she runs for the quad.

    Other than the baby talk, I talk to her like a human. She's a pretty good listener and from what I gather she understands more than I should give her credit for. Perfect dog. Never needs disciplined. Period.
     
  14. Kosher Larry

    Kosher Larry MWAG

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    That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
     
  15. majic man

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    Yesterday, my dog was barking at the neighbors and I said "if you don't shut up I'm gonna sell you to the Chinese restaraunt". It just kinda popped into my head and I think he got the point.
     
  16. M2 Carbine

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    All I have is cats now.

    Mostly I talk to them like people. Sometimes it's aggravating because they know what I'm telling them but they will just sit there making up their mind whether they want to do it or not.

    One is amazingly smart. He taught himself how to open the front door.
    He's also the one that gets in the most trouble.
     
  17. Pappy John

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    Wicked smart border collie here.

    She's currently instructing me on particle physics and string theory.
     
  18. ATL Peach Girl

    ATL Peach Girl ♥Meezers♥

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    great thread!!!

    My 2 siamese are smart. It only took a few times telling them that wet canned Fancy Feast food is "FOOOOOD"......"you want some FOOOOOD"?? (we don't have a name for the dry food that is down all the time)

    they go crazy, I cant even say the word "Food" in a sentence. they perk up.

    Also......they both know what a "mouse" is.......I will say "I got a moooouse" (all their toys are a "mouse" to them).......they want me to throw it, but I can't get them to bring it back. I have had siamese that fetch, not these two.

    Then I call them both "Poopers"......when they are running thru the house acting crazy, they get called Pooper.
     
  19. Carrys

    Carrys Inquisitive

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    I usually tell mine, "The world will soon be yours, if there are any humans left..............nutter them fast".


    I've caught them together in the corner lately, pointing at me and sharpening their claws.:embarassed:






    Progress........isn't it a pip?
     
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    Get off the counter you dumb piece of s#$%! You better run before I catch you stupid F#$%@#$% cat! It goes something like that! :whistling: