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What Kind of Jack-o-Lantern Should I Carve?

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Went with the family (all the nieces and nephews) to the local pumpkin patch last night and picked out some cool pumpkins.

What should I carve this year?

Last year I had a pumpkin who had his brains blown out, complete with spent shell casings and his pumpkin brains falling out of the back of his head.
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craig_o;11462621 said:
Well, what does a denied Facebook friend request to your mother look like?
I don't know how to make a pumpkin show disapproval and shame.
 

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TylerDurden;11462643 said:
I don't know how to make a pumpkin show disapproval and shame.
Easy. One carved frowny face plus one circular water pump like you see in fountains for the tear ducts. Possibly loop some sobbing over a stereo. Put a picture of yourself nearby to complete.
 

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Easy. One carved frowny face plus one circular water pump like you see in fountains for the tear ducts. Possibly loop some sobbing over a stereo. Put a picture of yourself nearby to complete.
I like the way you think.
 

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I think for the sake of Project Mayhem's continuing theme it will need to have a throbbing purple squash attached to it as well though.
Might be hard to explain to the family at pumpkin night.
 

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That is a classic... maybe I'll go with that one.
 

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TD...

WHAT you carve is sooooo 2007. It's all about HOW MANY.

 

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But to suggest:

The deathstar:


A Zombie:


A darwinist theme:


Or the scariest ****ing thing I've ever seen jack o lantern:
 

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And you know... why have I never seen a boobs jack o lantern. I need to get a few of those for a party we do every year.


But if you really want to scare an alarm your neighbors, just carve a pentagram into the jackolantern and leave it right in the window or on the porch.



I you wanted to post it on GT and scare people, it appears you would be best served by carving Obama's face into a pumpkin. Or a "2a" with a line through it.
 

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Darwinism it is!

Natural selection is family friendly and we did pick up some useless little pumpkins while we were there.

Mac FTW!
 

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And who wouldn't get behind a good lynching scene?
 
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