Last Sunday during mass the pastor called all the kids up to the front of the church to quiz them on Lent; correct answers got them a dollar coin. At one point he asked what is it called when we do not eat meat on Fridays? he was looking for abstinence. A second-grade boy answered vegetarian that got everyone laughing. About 10 minutes later the pastor was reviewing and asked what is abstinence? A high school boy answered loudly no sex before marriage that brought down the house!