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What Kids Say At Church

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Walt408, Feb 20, 2010.

  1. Walt408

    Walt408

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    Last Sunday during mass the pastor called all the kids up to the front of the church to quiz them on Lent; correct answers got them a dollar coin.

    At one point he asked “what is it called when we do not eat meat on Fridays?” – he was looking for “abstinence.” A second-grade boy answered “vegetarian” – that got everyone laughing.

    About 10 minutes later the pastor was reviewing and asked “what is abstinence?” A high school boy answered loudly “no sex before marriage” – that brought down the house!
     
  2. bambikilr

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    gotta love what comes out of the mouths of young ones