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What Is A Cat?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    1. Cats do what they want.
    2. They rarely listen to you.
    3. They're totally unpredictable.
    4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    7. They're moody.
    8. They leave hair everywhere.
    CONCLUSION:
    They're tiny women in little fur coats.​
     
  2. Rick O'Shay

    Rick O'Shay

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    I saw that one coming, because I've been married 43 years!
    Very accurate. :rofl:
     

  3. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    I am thinking about getting married . . . .