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What if God smoked cannabis?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    Bob Rivers parody of Joan Osborne's "One of Us"

    If God had long hair

    And a goatee

    And if his eyes were pretty glazed

    If he looked spaced out

    Would you buy his story?

    Would you believe he had an eye infection?



    Yeah, Yeah, God looks baked

    Yeah, Yeah, God smells good



    What if God smoked cannabis?

    Hit the bong like some of us?

    Drove a tie dyed microbus

    And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?



    When God made this place

    In the beginning did he plant any seeds?

    Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve

    So they’d be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?



    Yeah, Yeah, God rolls great

    Yeah, Yeah, God smells good



    What if God smoked cannabis?

    Do you suppose he had a buzz

    When he made the platypus

    When he created Earth, our home?

    Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?

    Do you think he rolls his own?

    Up there in heaven on the throne?

    And when the saints go marching home

    Maybe he sits and smokes a bone?

    :smoking:
     
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    Robin williams did some stand up about God being a stoner. His proof was the duck billed platypus. :rofl:
     
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