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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
    Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.
     
  2. Cody Jarrett

    Cody Jarrett

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    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
    A prostitute will STOP screwing you after you die.

    What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?
    One is a bottom feeding scavenger with no real use. The other is a fish.