What Happens When You Wake Up

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  1. sciolist

    sciolist On the Border

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    I get myself a beer.
     
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    I snooze for 45 minutes and contemplate eating my bedstand glock
    when my dog hears me finally stirring up for good shell come hop on the bed and I then get far too excited and give her lots of love before jumping in the shower, where I again contemplate eating my glock. vicious cycle.
     
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    I'm not clear on when the last time I totally awakened might have been.
     
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    Grab my bedside laptop, check on GT and think, same sh*t different day.
     
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    I travel so much for work, that I actually spend the first several seconds of every morning trying to remember where I am and what I'm supposed to do today.

    Kind of weird when I wake up at home and it's Saturday.
     
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    I wake under a HUGE tent.
    Hit the 'room .
    Start the tea making.
    A cig, still hooked.
    Tea vacuum filled, dress for the work-day.
    Go.
     
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    MO Fugga Malt Liqra® Lifetime Member

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    yep, im with kid.

    when i wake up i try to figure out where i am. typically beyond exhausted when i pass out and its nowhere i have been before. is kinda disorienting when i wake up until i figure out where i am.
     
  14. Glockworks

    Glockworks Thank God for Prez Trump and VP Pence!

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    Get up, go to the bathroom, pee, go downstairs and turn on the kettle, make the concoction I call coffee, pour the boiling water, go to our home office room, log on, check Drudge, local news, weather, then GT (where I am now), then either go get ready for work, or on my day off, another cup of coffee.........
     
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    The_Dan The underscore is silent

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    Ha! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's first stop is to feed the beasts... I have a giant hound mix that goes to sleep hungry, wakes up starving, and is unable to "sleep in" or allow me to do so. He goes from sound asleep to begging at his bowl at the first sign of my wife or I being awake.

    Makes me start every day with a laugh
     
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    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    Eating the Glock, do you mean you are contemplating suicide.
     
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    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    I wake up, turn my head left and right to see what I'm going to be doing today (electric shocks & throbbing = next to nothing, standard throb = regular day, rumbling mutter = get some ish done), resentfully eyeball The Mister and the extra 30 minutes of sleep he gets, slowly roll out of bed, and immediately begin plotting when I can go back to bed. Sometimes the plot goes through, sometimes it doesn't. Today it doesn't, tomorrow it will!
     
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    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    I'm going to hazard a guess that he's using hyperbole to describe how much he hates waking up.
     
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    I wake up. I fall out of bed. I drag a comb across my head. I go downstairs and drink a cup. Then, looking up I notice I'm late. I find my coat and grab my hat, and make the bus in seconds flat. I find my way upstairs and have a smoke. Then someone speaks and I go into a dream.
     
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