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What Gauge

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 8, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.

    "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

    "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
     
  2. Arc Angel

    Arc Angel Deus Vult!

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    ;f Okie, you tell the greatest jokes, man! Hey, I saw where you posted a photo of yourself on a recent picture thread. Wow, up until now, I thought your avatar was another joke - I had no idea it was actually a self-portrait until I saw your photo! ;)

    Regards, 'AA'

    PS: I know; I know! Now you're wondering what I look like; well, imagine Keanu Reeves - only - a little taller, and a little older. OK, have you got the picture? Good, that's not me!