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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by racer11, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. racer11

    racer11

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    Well due to the constant badgering of my mother who would love nothing more than hearing the pitter patter of little feet running around grandma’s house, I figured perhaps there may be something I could do to expedite that (and not by sending her off with YOUR kids, I am strictly referring to the prospect of OUR kids)…although I’m sure she never envisioned those means to an end being sought through Craigslist but I figure life is full of surprises and I’m not going to judge the avenue.

    I should mention I’m a dog fanatic, although I do not have my own…I would love to, however, there is something about shoveling **** that keeps me from making this commitment at the moment, so until I find the right man for this task I will abstain. It would also be handy for you to have a big truck or suv (lift/oversize tires optional) as my Toyota doesn’t fare so well in the snow so your ability to provide rides at my every whim would be appreciated (but not overly so don’t push it on favors in return). Other requirements shall include, (but are not limited to): stand at least 5’9” (I’m sorry fellas but you will want to have a longer reach than myself…BELIEVE ME on this one, I'm tall and thin but my strength will surprise you), gainful employment (doesn’t require an explanation – extra points if you’re willing to provide your last three years tax returns), “handyman” (you know in case things break or you need to take care of yourself should I not be around to do so), healthy/in shape (there’s probably a correlation between the longer reach and being in shape, I play rough and believe it or not I actually want you to have the upper hand :) And lastly, a good sense of humor as there is the potential you may be unintentionally offended if you’re lacking.

    On a serious note, if you’ve made it this far…why stop now?
     
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  3. Ol Timer

    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    Without pictures, it's a good bet it will never get opened.
     
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    no pics and no home town so no deal.
     
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    BEER bad example

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    i own a 15 year old truck, 3 dogs, and a hungry gun collection, i don't need yet another high maintenance problem in my life. she's on her own.
     
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    tbhracing Senior Member

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    Craigslist is low rent. When you are serious, move up to Match.com. (giggly-giggly)
     
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    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    I wonder what she offers in return besides a lot of requirements
    and conditions.
     
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    LongGoneDays Misanthropical

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    There is a reason why her womb has stayed barren.
     
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    Than "myself"?
     
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    sounds like a "pro".:whistling:
     
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    what a gold digger :rofl:
     
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    Wheres she from? I'll take her....

    Alex
     
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    ...out back and shoot her.
     
  15. racer11

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    This Gold Digger Hottie is from Kansas City,,,,I have no intention of hooking up with her,,,but I wondered what you thought about her,,,,,I did email her and gave her the link to this thread so she could get several opinions from you guys about herself....I will wait to see if she responds to me,,,,,,should be interesting to what she has to say LOL LOL
     
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    Glock20 10mm Use Linux!

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    Anyhow, sounds like a real winner! :upeyes:

    But a photo would assist in establishing several things.
     
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    Betcha $100 it's a Russian thug that wants to get you in the right place and scam you out of money. There's nothing wrong with meeting women online, but run like hell from Craig's list. Seriously, invest some time in a legitimate dating site, and drop the creepy former Russian KGB agent looking for a plan B.
     
  18. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    I don't see anything wrong with her requirments, frankly aside from the physical ones a guy should meet all of them if he hopes to have any self-respect.

    Seems like she doesn't take herself too seriously and that is always a plus in a woman. I hope she finds someone to love her unconditionally and they happily grow old together.


    Mr. HE:cool:
     
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    If it wasn't for the kids part, I bet she'd have some luck posting that in the women 4 women section:whistling:
     
  20. raven11

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    if the KGB (or FSB) is resorting to crags list to do their deed they are wayy beyond plan B