Well due to the constant badgering of my mother who would love nothing more than hearing the pitter patter of little feet running around grandmas house, I figured perhaps there may be something I could do to expedite that (and not by sending her off with YOUR kids, I am strictly referring to the prospect of OUR kids) although Im sure she never envisioned those means to an end being sought through Craigslist but I figure life is full of surprises and Im not going to judge the avenue. I should mention Im a dog fanatic, although I do not have my own I would love to, however, there is something about shoveling **** that keeps me from making this commitment at the moment, so until I find the right man for this task I will abstain. It would also be handy for you to have a big truck or suv (lift/oversize tires optional) as my Toyota doesnt fare so well in the snow so your ability to provide rides at my every whim would be appreciated (but not overly so dont push it on favors in return). Other requirements shall include, (but are not limited to): stand at least 59 (Im sorry fellas but you will want to have a longer reach than myself BELIEVE ME on this one, I'm tall and thin but my strength will surprise you), gainful employment (doesnt require an explanation extra points if youre willing to provide your last three years tax returns), handyman (you know in case things break or you need to take care of yourself should I not be around to do so), healthy/in shape (theres probably a correlation between the longer reach and being in shape, I play rough and believe it or not I actually want you to have the upper hand And lastly, a good sense of humor as there is the potential you may be unintentionally offended if youre lacking. On a serious note, if youve made it this far why stop now?